動物醫(yī)院的惡劣顧客12癥狀 轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)

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到動物醫(yī)院的劣質(zhì)寵物主人12種典型癥狀：

1咨詢時(shí)要有最好的服務(wù), 需要付錢免談

Supply best service is the Vet's duty, but pay for this is not my duty

2獸醫(yī)必須要有愛心,愛心=廉價(jià) 最好是免費(fèi)

The vet. must with love, love equal low charge, free is better

3特別叮嚀治療一定要用最好的藥, 付費(fèi)時(shí)卻只愿付最少的費(fèi)用

Require using the best medicine for his pet, but payless to the Vet.

4他的狗咬了獸醫(yī)，卻還露出得意的獰笑

He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet.

5明明想棄養(yǎng)自己的寵物卻還像送禮一樣地要獸醫(yī)感謝他

Given away his pet but waiting the Vet.thanks for get a gift

6狗咬了獸醫(yī)還說 : 我的狗從來不咬 "人"

My dog never bite "man", saidafter his dog bite the Vet. (Vet. is not a Man?)

7寧愿相信養(yǎng)寵物朋友的建議而不愿相信獸醫(yī)的話

Always believe "my friend said"but not the Vet. said

8管他甚麼檢查, 解說病情也免了, 只要打叁針就走人

Coolly say : do not explain too much justgive my pet 3 shots

9重復(fù)地問一堆問題卻永遠(yuǎn)不把答案記下來

Always asking questions but never rememberthe answers

10以為獸醫(yī)都不用睡覺, 小病也要急診

Make emergency call, said Dr. my dog hasflea!

11好像他就是獸醫(yī), 一進(jìn)醫(yī)院就說我的狗感冒了幫牠打幾針吧!

He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for hispet

12在獸醫(yī)院好像到了夜市般的討價(jià)還價(jià)

In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea marketbargain the medical charge

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